Here are some jokes that are so bad they’re awesome, and even some so bad they’re terrible and make us groan and roll our eyes. Dads have them all ready to spring on us.
What’s red and smells like white-paint? Red Paint.
I was really sad the day I got fired from my job—–I took few days off.
Did I tell you the day I got married to your mother? It was so beautiful even the cake was in tiers.
Waitress: Are you finished
Dad: No I am Norwegian, but you can take my plate.
I would tell you a joke about pizza but its a little cheesy.
Son: Hey Dad, Did you get a hair-cut today?
Dad: No son I got them all cut.
I used to hate facial hair—— but now its growing on me.